It’s Back! Loserville Live Blogs the Return of Big Brother (Celeb Mode)
Thursday, August 18th, 2011. Filed under: Loserville loves...
THIS LIVE BLOG IS NOW CLOSED
We’re Losers, so we’re allowed to be mega excited about the return of Big Brother (even if it is on Channel 5, and to be honest we’ll probably not watch again after tonight, but still…)
Maybe we’re excited because we’re wheeling out our live blog for the first time since Eurovision (it was award winning stuff), where we even had an on-location reporter. We’d like to say we’ve got the same tonight, even that we’ve got someone IN THE HOUSE!
But we haven’t.
We’d love you to join in – you can email us at live@loserville.tv with thoughts, comments, jokes, pornography… whatever floats your boat.
So, here we go…
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22.30Ru: as the great Anne Robinson would say “Goodbaaaaaaah!!!”
22.30Ru: Well I’m bejazzled…what a triumph! God help us.
22.28Well, that’s it from us. An astounding social study surely ensues.
Thanks for joining us, for all the emails tweets etc. We’re off to munch pringles and think about what we could have done with the last 90 minutes…
Love you Losers, more Live Blogging soon!!!
22.27Ru: PROPER CLUBBIN OUTRO!!! BANGIN!!
22.25Stu: Kerry’s hitting the champers. Wish we had champers. We’ve got strawberryade and pringles.
22.24Stu: Typical Big Bro task. Tantrum throwing. Be a diva. Nothing new to report here.
22.22Stu: Kerry has to be a big diva. Tricky stuff.
22.22Secret mission=be interesting
22.22Stu: Kerry’s off to the diary room… Big Bro: “Kerry, you’re out” Kerry: Sound of blubbing. Uncontrollable blubbing.
Nah, only kidding.
22.21Stu: Ooh, first task coming up…
22.21Stu: Now, what’s this twist ye promised? Eh?
22.19Stu: We’re saddened by the lack of Charlie Sheen – we’ll survive.
22.16Stu: Brian promises a twist.
Napalm?
22.14Stu: Aaaaaaaand….. they’re in. Quick, lock the doors, run!
22.13Stu: Everyone should check out @DavidGArnold on twitter – after we’ve finished obv! He’s tweeting amazingness on Big Bro launch: “Mr paparazzi ….let me introduce you to the salad bar”
22.11Stu: We promised them. They’re here. Jedward are in the house.
22.11Ru: HURRAY THEY’RE GONNA ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE! AND MAKE US CREAM OUR JEANS…
22.09Ru: Vacuous male. Check.
22.09Stu: Bobby (male model) = So so dull.
Pretty. Vacant.
22.08Stu: No Homo tho :(
22.07Stu: A MALE MODEL. Dull, but better than the usual fare…
22.06RT: @RufusHound – Oh! I get it now! The ‘twist’ of Channel 5′s Big Brother is that everyone is on drugs! Good work all!
22.01Stu: Saving the best til last? Nah, just Jedward.
22.01Stu: Did Pam say she’s knockered? Well, she is, but I’m not sure that’s what she meant…
22.00Ru: How many blondes can we fit in one house, one wonders…
21.58Stu: Loving Pam – game bird! She’s the winner for me (you heard it here first).
21.57Stu: She’ll do. She seems like lots more fun than Pam An.
21.56Stu: Brian’s really getting into the panto of it all… AND HERE’S PAMELA (Bach-Hasselhoff)
21.54David from Facebook: I hope we see this one in the shower . Who is he again ?
21.52Stu: Ooh, looking good in that get up though. Liking the jacket.
21.52Stu: Someone from Corrie and Waterloo Road. Not sure who this guy is.
21.49Stu: Ooh, can’t wait for “Losing One of my Giant Legs”. No, really.
21.48Ru: re Advert: I’m having a latino summer thanks to Hennifer Lopeth!!!
21.47Stu: Mmm, Haribo advert. Would love some Tangfastics…
21.46@AndiMcLellan re: Sally Bercow: George Galloway pretended to be a cat. You’ve nothing to worry about love #BBUK
21.46Stu: Still to come: Jedward? Pam Anderson? Charlie Sheen? Desmond Tutu? Samantha Cameron?
21.43Ru: She’s such a rebel. not.
21.43Stu: Dull. Dull. Dull. But hang on, she’s had a pop at the Daily Mail. WE LOVE YOU SALLY BERCOW!
21.42Stu: Sally Bercow is a bit boring, and pretty much everyone in the world (exaggeration?) knew she was going in. Why isn’t she wearing a bedsheet?
21.40Ru: Who cares about your bedsheet antics Sally?!
21.39Antony from Facebook: Old men and bimbo tramps. Am I early for the News at 10?
21.39Stu: They all know Darryn. I don’t. Do I need to get out more? Or the opposite?
21.38Marcus Bentley is on crack too tonight…so excitable…rather than his usual sober self.
21.37Stu: When I asked for hot men, Darryn wasn’t what I had in mind. Note to Dirty Desmond & Channel 5: if you want hot Big Bro sex, you need some hot men for those sexy ladies…
21.36Stu: Darryn “The Infamous Paparazzi” Lyons. Catchy.
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21.35Stu: Darryn Lyons is next in. We reckon he’s made a bit of money out of Kerry Katona in his time.
21.32Ru: Not since I was 13.
21.32Stu: Luckily, Ru’s has no gag reflex…
21.31We’re seeing if we can get a whole packet of jaffa cakes in our mouth during the break.
21.30Ru: or straight woman Stu! Don’t forget them…
21.30Stu: We need hot men! Big Bro never pleases the discerning homo :(
21.29Tara is f*cked, probably get free drugs on Channel 5.
21.27Stu: The girl knows how to pose for the paps. She’s the Vajazzle Queen? *Googles* Oh.
21.27Kate from Twitter: I smell a bitchfight coming on #CBB
21.26Kate from Twitter: Hang on, is the This Is Essex bird playing herself? Or her character?
21.26Stu: Oh, I’ve just been told, no hidden depths. Oh well, she’ll keep the straight men happy.
21.26Stu: Amy Childs is next. I’ve never seen The Only Way Is Essex, so she’s just a random daft girl to me… I’m sure she has hidden depths…
21.24Stu: Only just spotted the revolving bridge thingy, I can’t have been paying attention before. Reminds me of the bridge into The Cube. Speaking of which, Philip Schofield, now there’s a silver fox! Too much class for this show though. Love you Phil!
21.23Rosanna from Facebook: Is Tara Reid totally baked or what?
21.22
Antony from Facebook says ‘Kerry – Looks like Brigitte Nielsen if instead of marrying Sylvester Stallone, she’d eaten him.;
21.20Silver fox alert: Paddy Doherty
21.15Ru: SHOCK HORROR! Brian Dowling reads autocue
21.14Stu: Maybe just the nerves… She’ll have no idea who Kerry Katona is… “Kerreh?” HA! Love it!
21.13Stu: Tara looks a bit nervous. Apparently she just got married. The hubby must be so chuffed his new wife is appearing on this show. Is it me, or is she a bit wasted?
What I mean to say is, why am I not wasted?
21.12Stu: Tara Reid up next… Now, I don’t really know a lot about her… American Pie, that’s all I know… We reckon Channel 5 must be blowing their whole Christmas budget on this though, it must take a bit of wonga to get Tara in the house… No? Well, who cares.
21.08Ru: Kerry Katona looks amazing, no sarcasm…can’t believe it!
21.06Ru: I love a nice party platter…coke and mini burgers.
21.05Stu: WE. WANT. HOUSEMATES!
21.04Stu: Here comes Brian Dowling – looking a bit pasty. Starts with a big “Hello”. Can’t argue with that.
21.04Ru: I would! (Brian Dowling)
21.03The trash beginneth…
21.03Stu: “Tough times don’t last, tough people do.”
OK.
21.02Stu: Right, HERE WE GO!
21.01Stu: A few more adverts apparently… Channel 5 raking it in…
20.57Stu: We’re nearly there! Brace yourselves! And don’t forget, you can email us your comments (live@loserville.tv), get commenting on our Facebook page here, or get tweeting like a demon @loservilletv!
We’ll post any vaguely publishable comments :)
20.54Ru: Oh Melinda show us your surprise…
20.53Stu: I think Ru wishes CBB was cancelled and we had a whole night of New Cowboy Builders!
20.52Yuck what a horrid house ! The little girl is crying out of horror!
20.51Dom gets the job done, and shops that cowboy scum.
20.50Stu: We’ll be enjoying the CBB launch in beautiful/scary HD… Which might explain poor Brian’s appearance. Standard definition did have its benefits…
20.48Ru: Urrgh, orange Brian Dowling looks ill in lil preview that came on just now…hope he makes it through the whole show…
20.48Stu: 15 minutes to go, and we’ve bitten the bullet – that’s right, we’re on Channel 5 already, to take in the last 10 minutes of, um, New Cowboy Builders…
20.32Here’s Brian Dowling doing his first Celeb Big Bro live link for the new series… Yeah, we’re ON IT!
20.25Stu: We’ve got to the Frisky & Mannish bit of The Culture Show. And let’s be honest: THEY’RE NO BOURGEOIS & MAURICE!
20.1945 minutes to go. We’re going to miss Davina though, aren’t you?
No?
Ok, she was a bit shouty.
20.05Stu: Ru is crying at the thought of being forced to see a dance show in Edinburgh (he’s National Expressing up for the weekend). Lets have a whip round and book him in to a 24 hour interpretive dance show… there must be one.
20.00Stu: We’ll be honest – we’re not going to put Channel 5 on until 9pm. We have standards. We’re watching the Culture Show instead (BBC 2 – we Sky+ed, so we’re a bit behind…)
19.51Stu: If any of you have seen our live blog and immediately switched to Channel 5, only to discover a) that the remote control has just breathed its last, and b) that you are superglued to the sofa, TV out of reach, you’ll be coming to terms with the fact that you’ve got to get through the rest of How Do They Do It? (Des Lynam used to present a much better, similarly titled show on the Beeb way back), and then New Cowboy Builders (whatever that is) before the main event.
Not much of an undercard, eh? (one for the boxing fans there…)
19.50Ru: Oooh BBC2 HD is blowing my mind! It’s too bright and clear…HURTS MY EYES…
19.35Just 90 minutes to go until the big (re)launch – who do we reckon is in? Here’s a little gallery of the most likely (according to the oft-wrong media):
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19.19
Right, we’ve got the auto refresh working (every 30 seconds), so we’re celebrating by dancing to some songs from The Book Of Mormon musical!
Right, we’ve got the auto refresh working (every 30 seconds), so we’re celebrating by dancing to some songs from The Book Of Mormon musical!
19.09This page should automatically update, but if you want the latest update quicker, you’ll have to manual refresh.
19.05Hi, this is Loserville Stu, joining in the live blog from a secret location in South London. I’ve just about recovered from my Eurovision blogging – to be honest, I don’t think I drank enough!
Make sure you get stuck in on the email (live@loserville.tv), get commenting on our Facebook page here, or get tweeting like a demon @loservilletv!
18.54Hi from Rupert, editor of Loserville…welcome to our live blog! While you wait enjoy these amazing Kate and Wills in the CBB house pics on C5 website, by our favourite celebrity spoofer…Alison Jackson… http://www.channel5.com/shows/celebrity-big-brother/articles/wills-and-kate-in-the-big-brother-house
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