F*ck the Odeon! – Here’s our top 5 alternative cinema spots in London

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized

We’re sharing out top 5 secret (/cheap) cinemas in London…they are odd, quirky and utterly brilliant experiences:

Deptford Film Club: We fell in love with this film club when we saw the bonkers, kitsch classic ‘Les Desmoiselles de Rochefort’ a while ago. The screen was a sheet taped to the wall and we sat on church pews eating lovely chips. Apparently they’ve got a bit more professional now and they show films fortnightly on Wednesdays at 7.30pm. The next on is on Weds 20th October 2010 and they’re showing 60s British east end classic, Bronco Bullfrog. Their website is ace and their selections unbeatable…check it out here

Prince Charles Cinema: The original cheap and cheerful central London cinema experience showing an eclectic mix of old and (relatively) new cult classics.

We used to love Sing-a-long-a Sound of Music…Catch another chance to watch the fantastically kooky Scott Pilgrim vs the World all next week…location is awesome too…just off Leicester Square. Their golden ticket promotion is super with tickets just £1…the film and booking info is announced here.

The Roxy Bar & Screen: This is a lovely space on Borough High Street, near London Bridge, perfect for watching kooky classics. We’re looking forward to Troll 2 on Sunday 17th Oct, 8pm, which is part of their new Bad Film Club slot: Troll 2 is a 1990 cult classic horror film. It is widely considered to be AWFUL. The film has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. In fact, the film was rated as the worst film of all time by IMDB.com and the website Something Awful, which reviews bad films reckons that this really is the worst…

Made by a well meaning Italian horror director in Utah, with a amateur cast and English challenged crew, the film contains a lot plastic spears, but not a lot of trolls…The plot concerns an American family, the Waits, who are taking a trip to the country to visit a small town called “Nilbog” (goblin spelled backwards), but are plunged into a nightmare as they are relentlessly pursued by vegetarian goblins, who turn people into plants before they eat them. Oh Yes.


The Aubin Cinema: Beneath the mammoth Aubin & Wills preppy clothing store & gallery off Bethnal Green Road, Shoreditch, lurks a very cute cinema, which is perfect for secretly watching offbeat blockbusters (without having to brave your scally teenager filled local Cineworld). From Friday 22nd October 2010 they’re showing The Social Network so you can be uber geeky and watch Justin Timberlake ‘act’ in this lovely venue.


Whirled Cinema: Ok this is a blatant plug for the people who run the studios we live in atm. It’s a great members cinema & artists studio complex in Loughborough

Junction. The film selection is weird and wonderful, we’re looking forward to The Maid (more info below) which is on Thur 2nd, Fri 3rd & Sat 4th December (8.30pm).

The Maid, a quiet gem from Chile, is both a gripping psychological thriller and a poignant human drama. Catalina Saavedra plays Raquel, the live-in maid working for a well-to-do family in Santiago. When the family employs a secondary maid to help her with the chores, Raquel begins a sociopathic guerrilla war against the unfortunate new arrival and against the family itself. It’s dark, funny, and ultimately one of the best films you will see this year.

Do you know a secret cinema gem? Let us losers know by leaving a comment below…


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